IPMATC

The six phases of cell division - interphase, prophase, metaphase, anaphase, telophase and cytokinesis

Teacher: Does anyone of you know a way how to remember the six phases of cell division?

Little kid: I ... pee mat ... see?

Teacher: Who are you? And how did you know IPMATC is exactly the acronym I wanted to hear?

Little kid: Look!

Teacher: Oh ...

Me: Ugh ... you really did pee on that mat, huh?

by bluestinger66 August 19, 2022

iPatch

An iPod or similar device which contains only pirated songs or videos.

"Oh yeah, I have the new Kevin Smith flick. I'll give you a copy, let me get it off my iPatch."

by Nobody-Special March 16, 2009

ipmat

Initiate
Pulverize (Pelvic thrust is also accepted)
Mmm, yeah Gaspard, don't stop!
Aftermath
Tidy-up

girl: IPMAT me Gaspard!

by Brantor June 30, 2008