IPMATC

The six phases of cell division - interphase, prophase, metaphase, anaphase, telophase and cytokinesis

Teacher: Does anyone of you know a way how to remember the six phases of cell division?

Little kid: I ... pee mat ... see?

Teacher: Who are you? And how did you know IPMATC is exactly the acronym I wanted to hear?

Little kid: Look!

Teacher: Oh ...

Me: Ugh ... you really did pee on that mat, huh?

IPMATC by bluestinger66 August 19, 2022

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iPatch

An iPod or similar device which contains only pirated songs or videos.

"Oh yeah, I have the new Kevin Smith flick. I'll give you a copy, let me get it off my iPatch."

iPatch by Nobody-Special March 16, 2009

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IPMATC • iPatch • ipmat

ipmat

Initiate
Pulverize (Pelvic thrust is also accepted)
Mmm, yeah Gaspard, don't stop!
Aftermath
Tidy-up

girl: IPMAT me Gaspard!

ipmat by Brantor June 30, 2008

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Gayborhood

N. A neighborhood containing homes, clubs, bars, restaurants, and other places of business and entertainment that cater to homosexuals.

"They've opened up a new club in the Gayborhood called the Male Box."

Gayborhood by Mia Shields January 6, 2006

Word of the Day on July 14, 2026

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kenlet

A small piece of information. Derived from the word ken, used often in the scottish language and is synonymous with knowledge.

Person 1: "Hey I don't get this shit. How do you solve this problem?"
Person 2: "I got that one. Give me some kenlets on this assignment and I'll help you w/ that one."

kenlet by Norma Y. October 8, 2005

Word of the Day on July 13, 2026

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I mean I guess bro

a word of expression to when you give up on comprehending someone's words of ignorance, stupidity, absurdity or are too exhausted to formulate a proper response.

Commonly seen in TikTok comment sections in replies to lazy attempts at humor, overconfidentally incorrect statement, or an over-the-top comment or when someone completely misses the mark on something.

"actually... incorrect statement, hope this helps!"
"I mean I guess bro"

I mean I guess bro by clydedrewblood June 24, 2026

Word of the Day on July 12, 2026

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abandonware

n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.

Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.

abandonware by Spoom October 24, 2003

Word of the Day on July 11, 2026

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