IOKALAYAR 

Acronym for: It's OK As Long As You Are Republican.

Person 1: Well, the Congressman did authorize additional funding for the war.
Person 2: IOKALAYAR

IOKALAYAR by Tricky Rickster November 9, 2007

Ikalazar 

A mythical yet oddly specific testicular condition where one testicle becomes hyper-aware of its existence and attempts to "ascend" the body, usually during moments of extreme anxiety, cold, or embarrassment. Symptoms include sudden retraction, phantom throbbing, and the haunting sense that your left nut is plotting something.

– “Dude, I was on stage giving a speech and Ikalazar kicked in. Thought I lost a ball.”

Ikalazar by Derailious August 6, 2025