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A term for a lazy negative fuck who trys to go to school but ultimately fails at everything and life in general
Man that kid is such an IFMSW i just saw hit throw up all over himself
IFMSW by Curmit November 26, 2009
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ifbsw - acronym for "I Follow Back Sex Workers." Commonly used in the sex worker community and porn industry on Twitter, OnlyFans, and Reddit.
Retweet for Retweet, IFBSW, Pinned for Pinned!
ifbsw by shaggydog23 June 27, 2021
Music Junkie to the max , Free styler Dancer with rhytmn and divine . Break Dancing
Always carries his Music. Free styler Break dancing dancer ifms.
ifms by Oregon OSU December 23, 2007

imsw4gikn0w 

AHHH IMSW4GIKN0W IS SO AMAZING! i love her so much and i’m so glad i got to meet her. she’s a super swag fb meme creator with more than 29k followers
i want to marry imsw4gikn0w

imswaginnit 

imswaginnit is a girl of tiktok who has the most swag mutuals. The creator of this account is also VERY beautiful herself.
“hey, are you following imswaginnit on tiktok?”

Nope, I don’t think so”

“Well you should because her mutuals are all really swag and very kind, but she is also really pretty!”
imswaginnit by W/C June 6, 2021

ifhmswtfiwwmisaf

abbreviation for i fucking hate myself, what the fuck is wrong with me; I'm such a failure.
alex: ifhmswtfiwwmisaf

alexs friend: yo u good bro?
ifhmswtfiwwmisaf by bribri May 12, 2022
person1:i love getting victory royales on fortnite
person 2:yeah iftsw
iftsw by derekfosher February 10, 2023
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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