IEAD

Acronym for "Intermittent Explosive Asshole Disorder". Used to describe people who get extremely angry very quickly. These occurrences of intense anger are random with no predictable pattern. Sometimes the anger explodes seemingly out of nowhere. Also, the anger often dissipates just as quickly as it manifested. After being subjected to an IEAD episode, victims feels like they stepped on an emotional land mine.

Watch out for that guy, he's got IEAD. He'll rip you a new asshole before you know what hit you.

IEAD by GettingTalkedAt May 28, 2020

ieader 

When a grouch refuses to admit that he/she has made a mistake, and follows through with said mistake. Thus making them look like an idiot.

Person 1: "I am the coolest ieader"
Person 2: "don't you mean leader?"
Person 1:" NO, I am an ieader"

ieader by themidgethobbit March 14, 2013

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016