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ID Know

Fellow 1: "Why hello there, how is your day going?
Fellow 2: "Good, why?
Fellow 1: "ID Know?"
Fellow 2: *stabs Fellow 1 with flimsy knife made of butter*
Fellow 1: "ID Know you would do that! Ow..."
by S7S1359 June 29, 2022
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lawd knows id smash

Something men say when a girl is so hot, even a priest would smash that ass.

From a meme of hulk in christian clothes, hand over heart, saying the phrase.
sees a hot girl

Mark: Dude....

Joe: I know man, I see it.

Mark: Lawd knows Id smash
by Somebody once told me... June 14, 2018
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If I'd known you were coming, I'd have shaved my beard

Da "parody on da cake-baking saying" remark dat you smilingly say to a cute chick whom you've unexpectedly met somewhere, and you are savoringly pressing her soft warm palms against yer fuzzy cheeks.
I always love joking around about, "If I'd known you were coming, I'd have shaved my beard" wif pretty girls whom I befriend; said humorous remark always gets da biggest amused giggle-fits outta dem.
by QuacksO October 22, 2023
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