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Cunt-p·i·tal·ist 

n. 1) an individual or collection of individuals who egregiously profit off of the pain, suffering, and/or misery of humans or animals, 2) an individual or collection of individuals who use Obamacare as an excuse for eliminating jobs or decreasing the aggregate livable wages (or hours) of their employees so they do not have to comply with the legislative requirements of the Affordable Care Act, but can still send their children to private schools in Land Rovers.

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Paul Ryan's opposition to the Affordable Care Act makes him a "Cunt-p·i·tal·ist".

That "Cunt-p·i·tal·ist" just eliminated the job of a excruciatingly hard working American mother of four.
Cunt-p·i·tal·ist by FN Q-Bama August 17, 2013

Tal-quirk-i-tehe

A small island where people of dark color eat the native growing watermelon and chicken. It's most famous for their gape juice waterfall where the residents of Tal-quirk-i-tehe drink from and bathe in.
I wonder if Tal-quirk-i-tehe would be a great place for a vacation? Nah there are way too many "Special residents" there so I couldn't possibly relax!

I talk, You listen. 

It’s the same as Shut Up, But how a Parent, Teacher or Guardian would say it.
Me: But Mom/Dad—
Mom/Dad: No! I talk, You listen.
Me: But Teacher—
Teacher: No! I talk, You listen.
Me: But Guardian—
Guardian: No! I talk, You listen.
I talk, You listen. by ScreamoKevin November 29, 2020
He likes to make non-clickbaity videos on fortnite, and has completely abandoned his lets-play channel.

“And in today’s video, we have a brand new video.” - I-talk in every video
Yo, I-talk just made a new video on the fortnite community.
I-Talk by ItsOsiris June 18, 2021

do you like how i talk 

do you like how my face disentrigrates into chalk

and dude i talked to kenny last night for 4 hours you so love him now he's just my best friend yeah sure

and dude i talked to kenny last night for 4 hours you so love him now he's just my best friend yeah sure
and dude i talked to kenny last night for 4 hours you so love him now he's just my best friend yeah sure
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NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
Word of the Day on September 27, 2026

Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
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