This phrase can be seen in the comment section of outrageous or otherwise shocking posts to express disturbance, confusion, or surprise. It refers to the popular vine “My name is Jared, I’m 19, and I never learned how to fucking read”
*A tweet vividly describing someones sexual fantasy involving feet, motor oil, 13 male strippers, toothpaste, used toilet paper, and a bidet*
Comment section:
“Man, I wish I was Jared, 19”
Comment section:
“Man, I wish I was Jared, 19”
by Seen_too_much June 7, 2024
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