Definitions by Seen_too_much

Autoaptophilia

Autoaptophilia is a made-up sexuality that fetishizes the grooming of someone, it can be romantic or sexual.

Yo, I saw someone post a flag with a candy on it and say they have autoaptophilia, what does that mean?

Gross! That persons a pedophile, don’t interact with them.

Autoaptophilia by Seen_too_much June 11, 2024

I wish I was Jared, 19 

This phrase can be seen in the comment section of outrageous or otherwise shocking posts to express disturbance, confusion, or surprise. It refers to the popular vine “My name is Jared, I’m 19, and I never learned how to fucking read”

*A tweet vividly describing someones sexual fantasy involving feet, motor oil, 13 male strippers, toothpaste, used toilet paper, and a bidet*

Comment section:
“Man, I wish I was Jared, 19”

I wish I was Jared, 19 by Seen_too_much June 7, 2024