I am a bus

basically means "I am a whore", because people enter and take rides on busses, similar to how people enter whores and take them on ride.

"(japanese immigrant)I am a bus."
"(citizen)What?"
"I am a bus!"
"You are sick."

by tbaggage January 7, 2012

I go to school by bus

I don't get what you mean OR Nonsense

I go to school by bus is a piece of comment made by non-native English readers referring to a piece of passage that make no sense. Broadly adapted in Hong Kong since it is a sentence appear in a commonly used primary English language coursebook.

by Francoise0927 May 8, 2017

I Lost Bus

Something Arian says because he is retard.

“Bro, I can’t leave for another hour now.”
“Why?”
“Ah, because I lost bus.”
“I lost bus? Wtf”

by ImAGayToothpick July 23, 2018

I fucked on the Magic School Bus

Something said by seniors to underclassmen (generally freshmen) to intimidate and frighten them. 100% effective.

Patrick (senior): Dude, check this out.

(freshman walks by)

Patrick: I FUCKED ON THE MAGIC SCHOOL BUS.

(freshman begins to run)

by dr.demann162 October 14, 2011

I HATE BLUESTAR BUS!

Basically the Southampton equivalent of "I HATE YELLOW BUSSES!"

"Damn, the the rain is really bad, I hope the bus gets here soon!"

*Checks tracker app*

"I HATE BLUESTAR BUS!

by Jack Spank9049 January 10, 2023

I HATE YELLOW BUS!

This is probably one of the most famous things said by someone in the history of man and dog.

It was an average day in Bournemouth, UK in the year 2013 I believe and some random old man came along only to shout at the fleet number of a random Yellow Bus about how much he hates the bus service.

Although unconfirmed, many people believe this person worked at More Bus and tried to encourage use of their transport service

More Bus - Yellow Busses's rival operator - was approached for comment before Jack Spank9049 went to press but never responded.

Damn, the weather's getting cold and I haven't got a jumper or coat to wear so let's hope the bus gets here on time!

*45 minutes later*: I HATE YELLOW BUS!

by Jack Spank9049 April 18, 2022

i go to school by bus

a common phrase used to express fuck u, or an excuse not to travel to school together

example 1

lachlan: can u grab me a bottle of water rq?
lucas: i go to school by bus

example 2:
andrew: wanna walk to sch together?
tyler: i go to school by bus

by derpythincow March 13, 2022