i have diarrhea

a common phrase if you genuinely experience diarrhea

Random person: "i have diarrhea, please help"
Doctor: "N o."

by Loq_ May 22, 2023

I HAVE DIARRHEA

what a little bitch says when they have shit/human waste. When the girl was trying to make you laugh and you had to POopOo and you laugh so hard you shit your pants

OH NO I NEED TO SHIT! Wait... I HAVE DIARRHEA

by QWASZXEDCRTFGVBYHNUIJKMOLP January 10, 2026

i have hot warm explosive diarrhea

A statement about how your liquid defecation is warm and hot

i have hot warm explosive diarrhea sentence
Friend: "how's your day?"

Me: "i have hot explosive diarrhea."
Friend: "you didn't have to tell me that."
Me: "i have hot explosive diarrhea."
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Friend: "shut up"
Me: "i have hot explosive diarrhea."

by Poop man8675986479658437654908 September 15, 2025