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I.D.K.
I woke up after a night of heavy drinking. I woke up in an octagon arena surrounded by tranny cage fighters when they asked how I expected to defeat them all and I shouted I.D.K.!
I.D.K. by Foreskin Skimask July 21, 2019
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I/d/k • i.d.k.h.t.t.y.t.b.i.l.y.a.i.s.b.i.k.y.d.f.t.s • I.D.K.H.T.T.Y.T.B.I.L.Y.B.I.K.Y.D.L.M.B.A.T.I.W.M.M.S • i.d.k.h.t.t.y.t.b.u.a.t.b.p.i.e.m • i'd kick that • I'd Kidnap That • I'd knock the back out of that! • I'd knock the dust off of that • If I'd known you were coming, I'd have shaved my beard • i.l.y.s.m.b.i.d.k.h.t.t.y.b.i.k.y.d.l.m.b
I.D.K.H.T.T.Y.T.B.I.L.Y.B.I.K.Y.D.L.M.B.A.T.I.W.M.M.S
I Don’t know how to tell you this but I like you but I Know you don’t like me back and that is what’s making me suicidal
a boy: yoo Amanda i got to tell you something
Amanda: what?!
a boy: I.D.K.H.T.T.Y.T.B.I.L.Y.B.I.K.Y.D.L.M.B.A.T.I.W.M.M.S
Amanda: what?!
a boy: I.D.K.H.T.T.Y.T.B.I.L.Y.B.I.K.Y.D.L.M.B.A.T.I.W.M.M.S
I.D.K.H.T.T.Y.T.B.I.L.Y.B.I.K.Y.D.L.M.B.A.T.I.W.M.M.S by anitha.rukara February 23, 2021
i.d.k.h.t.t.y.t.b.u.a.t.b.p.i.e.m
“ i.d.k.h.t.t.y.t.b.u.a.t.b.p.i.e.m” this means I don’t know how to tell you this but you are the best person I ever met.
If someone ever said something like hey try to read this “ i.d.k.h.t.t.y.t.b.u.a.t.b.p.i.e.m” well now you know.
i.d.k.h.t.t.y.t.b.u.a.t.b.p.i.e.m by Dontplayb February 27, 2021
i.d.k.h.t.t.y.t.b.i.l.y.a.i.s.b.i.k.y.d.f.t.s
i don't know how to tell you this but i like you and i'm sorry because i know you don't feel the same.
i.d.k.h.t.t.y.t.b.i.l.y.a.i.s.b.i.k.y.d.f.t.s by yeksulyblehs05 October 12, 2020
i.l.y.s.m.b.i.d.k.h.t.t.y.b.i.k.y.d.l.m.b
i.l.y.s.m.b.i.d.k.h.t.t.y.b.i.k.y.d.l.m.b by P A I N August 17, 2020
i.l.y.s.m.b.i.d.k.h.t.t.y.b.i.k.y.d.l.m.b.
John's gf: Hey where's my dog?
John: i.l.y.s.m.b.i.d.k.h.t.t.y.b.i.k.y.d.l.m.b.
John's gf: What?
John: I love you so much babe, I don't know how to tell you but I killed your dog in my bathroom.
John's gf: WTF JOHN!!!!!
John: i.l.y.s.m.b.i.d.k.h.t.t.y.b.i.k.y.d.l.m.b.
John's gf: What?
John: I love you so much babe, I don't know how to tell you but I killed your dog in my bathroom.
John's gf: WTF JOHN!!!!!
i.l.y.s.m.b.i.d.k.h.t.t.y.b.i.k.y.d.l.m.b. by I am cursed April 16, 2021
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