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single till I crinkle
single till I crinkle by yourmommadoes March 6, 2020
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i cri • i crie • SIKE I LIED U THOUGHT I CRIED • single till I crinkle • Hes Like:"' I, Angel JOse Robles AM Outside Wearing Dickies'" She Is Like: I, Cristy Veronica Tejada AM Outside Like "'Do You Want To Lick Me'" • <.7.9.7.6.>Hes Like:"' I, Angel JOse Robles AM Outside Wearing Dickies'" She Is Like: I, Cristy Veronica Tejada AM Outside Like "'Do You Want To Lick Me'"<.7.9.7.6.> • i have crippling depression • I hear crickets • i've cried • son im crine
SIKE I LIED U THOUGHT I CRIED
A word used by new yorkers, when someone is in need of something they ask for it and the other person replies with a SIKE I LIED and rhyming word.
Person One: Yo bro can you give me some chapstick real quick.
Person Two: Ye Ye fasho bro here you go
Person Two: SIKE I LIED YA LIPS IS DRYYYY RESPECTFULLY YA LIPS GON BE DRY FOH LIFE BITCH
Person One: -_-
Example 2:
Person One: Yoo fuck is you doin here bro?
Person Two: Ye U right, ima go my bad,
Person One: Ye that's what i thought mufucka
Person Two: SIKE I LIED U THOUGHT I CRIED RESPRESCTFULLY BITCH WSG NOW MUFFUCKA WSP WSP SWING FIRST
Person Two: Ye Ye fasho bro here you go
Person Two: SIKE I LIED YA LIPS IS DRYYYY RESPECTFULLY YA LIPS GON BE DRY FOH LIFE BITCH
Person One: -_-
Example 2:
Person One: Yoo fuck is you doin here bro?
Person Two: Ye U right, ima go my bad,
Person One: Ye that's what i thought mufucka
Person Two: SIKE I LIED U THOUGHT I CRIED RESPRESCTFULLY BITCH WSG NOW MUFFUCKA WSP WSP SWING FIRST
SIKE I LIED U THOUGHT I CRIED by NYCFAG March 17, 2021
i have crippling depression
i have crippling depression by Suicide Itself January 2, 2017
I hear crickets
Absolute silence when a joke bombs or someone says something awkward. It can also be used for someone not speaking about something unacceptable.
About the lack of outrage by Republicans over Trump's racist comments Republican strategist Susan Del Percio :"I hear crickets."
I hear crickets by duckspaddling July 18, 2019
I have crippling depression
Meg; I have crippling depression
I have crippling depression by NUbDUBS August 22, 2017
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