i cri

the tumblr way of saying you are quite saddened but are not actually crying.

i cant reblog this meme...i cri

by lachien November 17, 2016

single till I crinkle

(phrase) unwillingly single until you become too old to be a viable option

I’ll be “single till I crinkle.”

by yourmommadoes March 6, 2020

i crie

The I.T. version of "crie"
To cry and die at the same time

Co-worker: Business partner is calling again, it looks like they serviced the wrong printer.
Me: I crie

by Diztro June 7, 2018

SIKE I LIED U THOUGHT I CRIED

A word used by new yorkers, when someone is in need of something they ask for it and the other person replies with a SIKE I LIED and rhyming word.

Person One: Yo bro can you give me some chapstick real quick.
Person Two: Ye Ye fasho bro here you go
Person Two: SIKE I LIED YA LIPS IS DRYYYY RESPECTFULLY YA LIPS GON BE DRY FOH LIFE BITCH
Person One: -_-
Example 2:

Person One: Yoo fuck is you doin here bro?
Person Two: Ye U right, ima go my bad,
Person One: Ye that's what i thought mufucka
Person Two: SIKE I LIED U THOUGHT I CRIED RESPRESCTFULLY BITCH WSG NOW MUFFUCKA WSP WSP SWING FIRST

by NYCFAG March 17, 2021

i have crippling depression

a line said by the famous youtuber Idubbbz

(jumps on wheelchair) I HAVE CRIPPLING DEPRESSION!

by Suicide Itself January 2, 2017

I hear crickets

Absolute silence when a joke bombs or someone says something awkward. It can also be used for someone not speaking about something unacceptable.

About the lack of outrage by Republicans over Trump's racist comments Republican strategist Susan Del Percio :"I hear crickets."

by duckspaddling July 18, 2019

I have crippling depression

I have crippling depression
Guy: Are you depressed for your ugliness?

Meg; I have crippling depression

by NUbDUBS August 22, 2017