i beat

when a man wants to have sexy with a woman.

yo see shorty rite there. i beat the bricks off that ass

by joe da great January 10, 2008

I beat my meat to squid porn

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL IF YOU DO THIS YOU Are LEGEND ANS DesERvE A TROPHY FOR LEGEND STATUS

I beat my meat to squid porn because it is fun asf

by Fig boy December 7, 2018

i beat anorexia

1. Catchy T-shirt slogan worn mostly by overweight people.
Ironic in usage.

2. Actual excuse given by overweight people, whether in honesty, lie, or sarcasm, for their weight.

"You want HOW many chicken wings?!"
"I beat anorexia!"

by AKi47 October 3, 2005

i beat my meat

A guy who jerks off

Last night I beat my meat to some porn

by Just for the LOLZ March 29, 2017

I beat the fuck outta you goofy

It is when a goofy is saying some stupid shit and you threaten to hurt them.

Yo Connor shut yo ass up before i beat the fuck outta you goofy.

by anonymous January 2, 2022

i beat anorexia

phrase often quoted by fat people to explain their weight.

they now have t-shirts!

anorexia

Sally: o_O are you really going to eat 27 big macs?

Joe: *chews*

Sally: you know how many calories those have...

Joe: i beat anorexia.

Sally: oh! well then... eat up! ^^

by Kohrtni-Lin October 2, 2005

I.Beat.My.Yeet

The edgiest, most cancerous, offensive memer, but the best there will ever be

Dude did you see that guy? His meme page makes him look like I.Beat.My.Yeet

by 🅱️onless 🅱️oi April 19, 2018