I am stupid

A sentence told by F1 driver Charles Leclerc on the 2019 Azerbaijan Grand Prix Qualifying. In an attempt to get pole position, he crashed on the castle section and told this legendary quote

Leclerc: "Going to get pole"
Leclerc: "Crashes"
Leclerc: I am stupid. I am stupid.

I am stupid by SeanTProF1 June 23, 2022

am i stupid 

Yes

"Mom am i stupid"

"Yes billy"

am i stupid by Lubert December 10, 2016

you ok reatard? i am wood. stupid. 

duwang translation of jojo's bizarre adventure: diamond is unbreakable. hazamada punched his stand, surface, which is made out of wood.

hazamada: *punches surface* "damn it hurts!"

surface: you OK reatard? i am wood. stupid.

you ok reatard? i am wood. stupid. by kitpysaysfuckyou January 2, 2024

acting stupider than I am 

I often act stupider than I am, just to lead people off. I love to troll people and get their reactions

acting stupider than I am

acting stupider than I am by Evilous Dark Power January 11, 2021

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019