When you type “I am so bored” into google because the teacher is taking FOREVER to hand out one paper and you type in your thoughts into google using your phone.
You: I am so bored so I will type “I am so bored” into google and see what I find
When you are so fucking bored that you type in "I am so fucking bored" and see this stupid definition which occupies you for about 10 seconds until you are fucking bored again.
You: "I am so fucking bored I think I am going to type in "I am so fucking bored" in google to see if there is anything interesting I can do so I can stop being so fucking bored"
*Sees urban dictionary definition.*
You: "Lol that is kind of fucking funny because I am so fucking bored that I am kind of thinking about that."
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.