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I Just Did.

A brilliant quip that can be added to anything to make it funny. I have no idea why this is true, but it is!
MAN1: "Where did all these people come from?"
MAN2: "I just did."



MAN1: "Oh crap, I forgot my homework at school."
MAN2: "I just did."


MAN1: "Should I ask her out to the prom tomorrow?"
MAN2: "I......just....DID."
I Just Did. by Joker X March 2, 2004
Words you can keep

I just did a Ryan 

Ryan is a term used when playing cod to say your teammate sucks ass, dies, or is very bad in general
I just did a Ryan by YourNansANun November 15, 2020

I think i just did

A cocky and sassy comeback that usually leaves people speechless
person1: Hey Shut the hell up. person2: Don't you tell me to shut up. person1: uhh I think i just did. person2: ................
I think i just did by Mark Wilson Jr February 17, 2009

I think I just did

when you are a gay robot and someone wishes you good luck in finding a really nice guy, but you already have, and it's that person
"I think I just did. Marty, will you go to the prom with me?"

omg I just did a Scrince 

the act of revealing something to a huge public when it wasn’t supposed to.
I just leaked the next iPhone, omg I just did a Scrince

What the fuck did i just watch 

When you accidentally watched something you shouldn't watch, or watched something with non-interesting content
Person: *clicks on random camouflaged porn website*
Person: *sees*
Person: *closes tab* what the fuck did i just watch

What the fuck did I just read? 

A question that you ask yourself after browsing Urbandictionary for prolonged periods of time.

Warning - prolonged browsing of Urbandictionary may result in you knowing things that you really wish you could unknow, and in some extreme cases, may lead to Mega Ultra Super Aneurysm.
search "1000000000th base" just up there in the search bar if you really want the "What the fuck did I just read?" experience. It's some really vile shit, so you HAVE been warned.
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