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i care by Kirk Corbett February 23, 2008
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i care because you do

The 3rd studio album by RDJ under the Aphex Twin moniker, and it's amazing.
Although unless you're fine with high frequencies, skip Ventolin, for your own sake.

Usually abbreviated to ICBYD.
A: "Hey dude, got any album recommendations?"
B: "Yeah, I recommend I Care Because You Do."
A: "Alright, might check it out later."

I care charity group 

People who really do give a shit about other people don't feel a need to get themselves or their charity group on a TV News Camera to promote themselves. People who haven't taken anything from anyone don't feel a need to give them a chicken each, or food. That kind of thing comes from someone or a group who sees themselves as shepards amongst sheep, walking behind them with a cane.
I care charity group is bullshit, they don't give a fuck about you.

I care charity group 

Someone who really gives a fuck about other people doesn't feel a need to get on the news and promote or advertise their group or themselves, just like someone who's really on your side doesn't need to tell you they're on your side all the time.
I care charity group isn't on your side and doesn't give a fuck about you. Should you ever trust someone who pretends to give a fuck about you but really doesn't? You're never the only one getting played, even if you think you are.

like i care 

usually said to a person you got you pissed off
and you would like to answer him in a got annoyed way
John: (after saying something about your ex) hey i got a new tattoo
Ann: like i care
like i care by kissmebabe February 25, 2012

For all I care 

Meaning that you don't care at all, 'it' doesnt concern you.
A: hey, I heard that when you're dead, your children will sell all your stamp collections on an auction house.
B: When that time comes, they can do with it whatever they like, for all I care.
For all I care by axzze January 1, 2009

see if i care 

an expression used (normally when you are angry at someone)to show that you have no intention of reacting to their annoying or terrorizing behavior
see also like i care, so?, whatever, i don't care and what's your point?
suzie: ha ha i threw your books on the floor and im not picking them up
boberta: see if i care
see if i care by TINAAAA!!! YAHHHH February 6, 2006
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murderhobo 

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Concrete cowboy 

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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
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God Shot 

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