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I AM A SURGEON

I think he might be a surgeon, doctor Han
Shaun Murphy: "I saved a patient! I saved a patient! I deserve to be a surgeon! I want my job back! You are making a mistake! Dr. Han, you are making a mistake! Is it—is this a mistake? Is it? Trying to bully me? Will that change your mind? Will it?"

Dr. Han: "Does any of this sound like you are in control of your emotions, Shaun? Does any of this sound mature? Does any of this demonstrate the kind of communication skills required for..."

Shaun Murphy: Interrupting, teary-eyed and raising his voice "I am a surgeon! I am a surgeon, Dr. Han! I am a surgeon! I am! I am a surgeon!"

Dr. Han: "Your continued outburst will result in me calling security, which will result in your termination."

Shaun Murphy: Yelling and aggressively pointing at his ID badge "I am a surgeon! I am a surgeon!"
I AM A SURGEON by ernieyat June 3, 2026
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cornholio 

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).
cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003
Word of the Day on July 9, 2026

mickey mousing

In a movie, when the music is syncronized perfectly with the action, just like a mickey mouse cartoon.
Mickey mousing is used in the shower scene of Psycho
Word of the Day on July 8, 2026

Haram ball

A terrible style of football which is used to win games. Usually used when a team faces a better opponent and will get 11 players behind the ball.
Diego Simeone has mastered the art of haram ball. Atletico Madrid are the worst side to watch
Haram ball by Kuffarboy April 6, 2022
Word of the Day on July 7, 2026
excessive nice speech, the opposite of ragebaiting
adrian: i hope you have a nice day and never get sad!
enrique: joybait ❤️ 🩹🌹
Word of the Day on July 6, 2026

fudanshi 

Boys who enjoy yaoi (a genre in Japan that contains sexual and/or romantic relations between two men); literally translates to "rotten boy"; corresponding female : fujoshi
Alex blatantly displayed his fudanshi side to his friends.
fudanshi by Yuri Katsuki January 13, 2017
Word of the Day on July 5, 2026