I'm late 

the easiest way for telling your boyfriend and/or fuck buddy your pregnate

1 month later
ring ring ring

Girl: hello

guy: hey
girl: we need to talk

guy:why
girl: I'm late

girl: hello??

DIAL TONE: if you like to make a call please hang up and try your call again

I'm late by rmggurl March 23, 2010

i'm late 

the single most terrifying pair of words any man can ever hear. Resulting in having convince the women to go to the abortion clinic

man - hey babe how are you doing?
women - i'm late
man - F#*&(&* Christ!

i'm late by spastic biscuit April 10, 2005

I'm late 

I missed a day,
What else could I say,
That I isn't gay,
And that's today!

I'm late for my schedule write up, dang.

I'm late by Don't you know who I am November 28, 2023

"i'm allergic to latex."

the only excuse.
try it.

"what are you doing, use a condom!"
"it doesn't feel as goooooood."
"too bad!"

"what are you doing, use a condom!"
"i'm allergic to latex."
"oh, okay then."

"i'm allergic to latex." by kccc=] August 18, 2007

I'm HIV positive, and allergic to latex. 

It's when someone is coming on to you, that does not currently, nor ever will have a shred of a chance.

Guy/Girl: Your so Handsome/Pretty...
Response: Well I'll have you know, that I'm HIV positive, and allergic to latex...

I'm HIV positive, and allergic to latex. by 69hysteria87 October 10, 2019

Im Thinking About Shit Later 

An excuse to give to your friends when your so faded you fall asleep sitting up.

Austin (while filming): tyler are you sleeping?
Tyler (wakes up): What man? Im thinking about shit later.

Im Thinking About Shit Later by Tyler, Austin, Kenny, Max November 15, 2007