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i'm late 

the single most terrifying pair of words any man can ever hear. Resulting in having convince the women to go to the abortion clinic
man - hey babe how are you doing?
women - i'm late
man - F#*&(&* Christ!
i'm late by spastic biscuit April 10, 2005

I'm late 

I missed a day,
What else could I say,
That I isn't gay,
And that's today!
I'm late for my schedule write up, dang.
I'm late by Don't you know who I am November 28, 2023

"i'm allergic to latex."

"what are you doing, use a condom!"
"it doesn't feel as goooooood."
"too bad!"

"what are you doing, use a condom!"
"i'm allergic to latex."
"oh, okay then."
"i'm allergic to latex." by kccc=] August 18, 2007

I'm HIV positive, and allergic to latex. 

It's when someone is coming on to you, that does not currently, nor ever will have a shred of a chance.
Guy/Girl: Your so Handsome/Pretty...
Response: Well I'll have you know, that I'm HIV positive, and allergic to latex...

Im Thinking About Shit Later 

An excuse to give to your friends when your so faded you fall asleep sitting up.
Austin (while filming): tyler are you sleeping?
Tyler (wakes up): What man? Im thinking about shit later.
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
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