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i'm late
the single most terrifying pair of words any man can ever hear. Resulting in having convince the women to go to the abortion clinic
i'm late by spastic biscuit April 10, 2005
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I'm late
I'm late by Don't you know who I am November 28, 2023
"i'm allergic to latex."
"what are you doing, use a condom!"
"it doesn't feel as goooooood."
"too bad!"
"what are you doing, use a condom!"
"i'm allergic to latex."
"oh, okay then."
"it doesn't feel as goooooood."
"too bad!"
"what are you doing, use a condom!"
"i'm allergic to latex."
"oh, okay then."
"i'm allergic to latex." by kccc=] August 18, 2007
I'm HIV positive, and allergic to latex.
It's when someone is coming on to you, that does not currently, nor ever will have a shred of a chance.
Guy/Girl: Your so Handsome/Pretty...
Response: Well I'll have you know, that I'm HIV positive, and allergic to latex...
Response: Well I'll have you know, that I'm HIV positive, and allergic to latex...
I'm HIV positive, and allergic to latex. by 69hysteria87 October 10, 2019
Im Thinking About Shit Later
Austin (while filming): tyler are you sleeping?
Tyler (wakes up): What man? Im thinking about shit later.
Tyler (wakes up): What man? Im thinking about shit later.
Im Thinking About Shit Later by Tyler, Austin, Kenny, Max November 15, 2007
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
crunchy
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."
"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
murderhobo
In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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