Hydro Homo 

An aquatic variant of the common homosexual (Gaytrata Gayensis).

My son was being attacked by a hydro homo. Naturally, I helped him.

I'm talking about the hydro homo.

Hydro Homo by spunkyjizzmaster69420semenjizz May 23, 2024

hydro-homo 

A homosexual who like being hydrated.

-He likes water, he must be a hydro-homie.

-But he is gay.
-Oooh. hydro-homo

hydro-homo by suerte13cr January 2, 2021

r/hydrohomies 

The peak of content on reddit, an entire subreddit dedicated to water

John (looking through r/hydrohomies): hey man, do you ever just, like water?
Bob: yeah, I guess so
John (slaps hands on table): well,BOY DO I HAVE THE SUBREDDIT FOR YOU

r/hydrohomies by Tragedy of earth gonk the wise March 17, 2021

hydrohomie 

short guy that sneaks into your room at 3 am and shoves water down your throat

Dude 1: :why am i so quenched today?
Dude 2: "idk, may be the hydrohomie payed you a visit"

hydrohomie by Brainrot Person December 13, 2022

hydrohomie 

That dude that sells you bottled water and demand you drink water instead of any fucking thing else

Dude you need to hydrate! Stop drinking that artificial sugar bullshit! I care about you: I'm your hydrohomie

hydrohomie by BBsSasquatch June 26, 2024