Huxton Hero

Bloke who wears entirely too much multi-coloured clothing, cheap gold chains, and "throwback" Jordan basketball kicks. Uses words like "cunt" entirely too often, and is more often then not a closeted homosexual. Steals hubcaps and training room locks, and talks to his "crew" about what a "thug" he is. Maybe be seen wearing a shell suit.

Guy 1 - "Look at him, he looks like an idiot! Is that a chav?"

Guy 2 - "No, he's just a Huxton Hero."

by Johnny The English Grammarian February 16, 2009

hoxton hero

a. A male associated with the new rave scene, most notably used in the Hadouken! song "That Boy That Girl"
b. An unreleased Girls Aloud song making fun of indie kids.

That boy is a Hoxton hero, skinny fit jeans and dressed in pink.

by BambooBanga December 25, 2007

hoxton hero

You know it's the mesh cap, the pink t-shirt and the skinny fit jeans.

That boys a hoxton hero, skinny fit jeans and dressed in pink. How he dresses I care zero, as long as he don't steal my drink.

by anindielimey December 15, 2008