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Hussein Hassan

KAlpha Male
Absolute God of a man
The Daddy of daddies
Apex of the male species
Pinnacle of male evolution. A true intellectual, blessed with a giant penis his ability to fuck women is uncanny especially if they have a son called Tarek. A true Hussein also happens to be a extremely sexy and attractive man who excelled in sports. His only downfall is that his penis is so large it scrapes along the floor
That guy is such a Hussein Hassan
Hussein Hassan by Joyboy.123 October 21, 2022
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Hassam Hussain 

A creature of habit, focus, and skill. You can find them dwelling in their 4 x 4 shelters -otherwise known as "rooms". A rich diet of coffee and banana is more than enough to sustain it. Although sushi is also a good alternative. On a sunny day you might spot them walking around, however be careful as they do not interact with idiot people. Their weaknesses include terrible music, loud chewing, and cats. More observations are yet to be determined.
"Hey look! its Hassam Hussain...............OH NO it's running away."

You the birthday

You the birthday-you the point, you the topic, the reason we here, can be used as a compliment / u looking good or silly/trolling
Nah fr, you the birthday, you got all the attention.
You the birthday by Dev-in April 4, 2026
Word of the Day on May 28, 2026

church hurt 

church hurt is where you experience a degree of distance, pain, or judgement from your church community. Essentially, you are just unable to “find your place”. This is prevalent in the Christian community, but can be extended to other religions.
Now that I am an adult I am beginning to heal from the church hurt that was inflicted on me as a child.
Word of the Day on May 27, 2026
Huge. Surpassing normal expectations.
I was fishing with a Spinner Bait and a HONKIN pike came after it and hit it . Felt like a lawnmower running over a brick.
honkin by R. LaJoy December 26, 2005
Word of the Day on May 26, 2026

Stealthie 

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"
Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016
Word of the Day on May 25, 2026

Summer Teeth 

When someone has a lot of missing teeth.
Mannn, that dude has summer teeth!
What do you mean?
Summer here, summer there...
Summer Teeth by BeckPot August 2, 2012
Word of the Day on May 24, 2026