Hurky Jerky

The act of masturbating while staring at one's own rectum in the mirror.

"I wanted to watch anal sex videos but my internet went down, so the best I could do was give myself a HURKY JERKY."

by Autopsyturvey January 31, 2010

Hurky jerky

When Skipping or lag occurs in Video games, Computer or Console.

A lack of fluid Movement and a general bogged down feeling.

"When Playing Halo 2, On big time battles, The action can get pretty Hurky jerky."

by Spotted Sea Cow April 12, 2005

Hurky jerky

lack of fluidity when braking in an automobile

Hey! Dude! Watch the Hurky jerkies I can't write without my pen going all over the page

by NPH July 18, 2005