hurkles
Stop Tickleing me! it Hurkles!
hurkles by Mark Cahill July 14, 2006
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Hurkles
A mutant form of herpes that originated from George Washington and hookers. It is originally purple, but becomes fatal when it turns black.
Damn! I have hurkles.
Hurkles by derpies101 August 5, 2012
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hurkle-durkle
Hurkle-durkle: a 200 year-old Scottish term meaning to lounge in bed long after it's time to get up. Happiness is hurkle-durkling.
hurkle-durkle by Adge77 April 30, 2023
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Turd of Hurdles
A group attempt at moving at the speed of light when in reality the pace is substantially slower than expected.
Depending on their age, a term you use when you're trying to be extra funny, embarrassing or annoying when traveling with your children...aka...Herd of Turtles
Depending on their age, a term you use when you're trying to be extra funny, embarrassing or annoying when traveling with your children...aka...Herd of Turtles
And we're off like a turd of hurdles!
Term best used when driving your teenager and their friends to some meaningless place you really don't feel like driving to.
Term best used when driving your teenager and their friends to some meaningless place you really don't feel like driving to.
Turd of Hurdles by Theortiz6 November 1, 2012
hurples
a contagious disease caused by sexual intercourse it's known to get itchy, rashy yet sore and it may swell up, see doctor as soon you notice these changes to your body. KEEP IT CLEAN! infection can kill with in 24 hours
hurdles
An event in track. Either 100, or 300 meters in length, you have to jump over these thin bench style jumps, while sprinting your ass off. The boy's 100 hurdles are taller than an 8th grade boy. It takes serious skill to sprint, and then jump while holding perfect form. Not any ol' 200 runner can jump in and hurdle. Its a real skill and takes time and practice to perfect the form. One of the only respectable events in highschool track.
Everyone on the track team: "Did you see that 8th grader Cady kick ass at the 300 hurdles?"
Everyone in unison: "Fuck yeah. that kid has skills. she should be captain."
Everyone in unison: "Fuck yeah. that kid has skills. she should be captain."
hurdles by pineapplelovegetsdownwithyou November 5, 2009
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