Hunter's Law 

A smoker's law (easily applied to drinking), first created in Hunter's Coffeeshop, Amsterdam. should a smoker find himself in the company of more than one joint at any one time, he most smoke all the joints in his possession at least once before passing them onto the next smoker in their respective directions.

"stoph, dude, you already have a frickin' joint"
"yeah, but, hunter's law dude"
"that's jus' greedy, yo"
"shut it! or i'll have sex on your bread!"
"fine."

Hunter's Law by reverendryu July 8, 2009

Hunter's First Law of the Internet

Within 10 minutes of any online forum exchange, some twat will always write "Don't feed the troll".

The twat in question is always either:

1) Some silly old turd who has been using the Internet since 1993 and thinks there are still only about 12 people on it.

2) Some clueless middle-class mum with too much time on her hands and to whom everyone else in the world (apart from her children, Jake and Florence) is a "troll".

SeanHunter: "I think the constant rolling news format of the TV media tends to turn serious cases like the McCann kidnapping or the Venables prison recall into circuses...."

Twat: "Don't feed the troll, people"

SeanHunter: "Ah there it is... Hunter's First Law of the Internet. And in record time, you twat."

Hunter's First Law of the Internet by SeanHunter March 7, 2011