hungry monkey
When you and your partner (male or female) proceed to shit in eachothers hands and eat it whilst having intercourse.
hungry monkey by greven mead July 4, 2009
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HUNGRY MONKEY
HUNGRY MONKEY by Dave818 February 21, 2009
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HUNGRY MONKEY
(Hun-gree MUN-kee) noun. The mental condition one experiences when one really needs to compulsively indulge in an unhealthy activity that generally included the insertion of something into one of one’s cavities- from stem to stern. It could be food, drugs, sex, or even gambling. The individual with the condition is unable to cover it up and/or keep it a secret any longer for it has begun to manifest itself through blatantly obvious behaviors, although they imagine that no one knows of their affliction.
Jake- “You know Iris, I was thinking dear…”
Iris- “Yes Jake darling , what is it?’
Jake- “As I am confined to this bed I’ve been thinking…why don’t you take some time and head off for a few auditions today Iris. I saw several lounges seeking singers on a part time basis and they were in decent clubs near the Theatre District. I’ll be ok for a few hours.”
Iris- “Oh Jake, You are a wonderful man and I’m glad we married. How sweet of you to notice that I had the hungry monkey to feed...needing to be back in the spotlight.”
Iris- “Yes Jake darling , what is it?’
Jake- “As I am confined to this bed I’ve been thinking…why don’t you take some time and head off for a few auditions today Iris. I saw several lounges seeking singers on a part time basis and they were in decent clubs near the Theatre District. I’ll be ok for a few hours.”
Iris- “Oh Jake, You are a wonderful man and I’m glad we married. How sweet of you to notice that I had the hungry monkey to feed...needing to be back in the spotlight.”
HUNGRY MONKEY by Neddy_Ludd April 19, 2006
Hungry Monkey
Take a banana and stick it half way up a chick's ass. Peel half way then eat half of it. Pull it out jerk off and cum on the dirty half then shove it in her mouth
Hungry Monkey by B.A December 2, 2003
money hungry pig
A derogatory term for an individual who values money so much that he /she will overstep ethical boundaries in order to obtain it.
money hungry pig by Butthole Bob April 13, 2006
money hungry bitch
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