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hungry monkey 

When you and your partner (male or female) proceed to shit in eachothers hands and eat it whilst having intercourse.
Dude after that party james and i hungry monkeyed. i should never have let him eat so much corn.
hungry monkey by greven mead July 4, 2009
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HUNGRY MONKEY 

When 1 chick sucks two cocks one after the other but holding both cocks in her hands
Karen went the hungry monkey on me and my mate lastnight
HUNGRY MONKEY by Dave818 February 21, 2009

HUNGRY MONKEY 

(Hun-gree MUN-kee) noun. The mental condition one experiences when one really needs to compulsively indulge in an unhealthy activity that generally included the insertion of something into one of one’s cavities- from stem to stern. It could be food, drugs, sex, or even gambling. The individual with the condition is unable to cover it up and/or keep it a secret any longer for it has begun to manifest itself through blatantly obvious behaviors, although they imagine that no one knows of their affliction.
Jake- “You know Iris, I was thinking dear…”
Iris- “Yes Jake darling , what is it?’
Jake- “As I am confined to this bed I’ve been thinking…why don’t you take some time and head off for a few auditions today Iris. I saw several lounges seeking singers on a part time basis and they were in decent clubs near the Theatre District. I’ll be ok for a few hours.”
Iris- “Oh Jake, You are a wonderful man and I’m glad we married. How sweet of you to notice that I had the hungry monkey to feed...needing to be back in the spotlight.”
HUNGRY MONKEY by Neddy_Ludd April 19, 2006

Hungry Monkey 

Take a banana and stick it half way up a chick's ass. Peel half way then eat half of it. Pull it out jerk off and cum on the dirty half then shove it in her mouth
Hungry Monkey by B.A December 2, 2003

money hungry pig 

A derogatory term for an individual who values money so much that he /she will overstep ethical boundaries in order to obtain it.
Bruce Reed is a money hungry pig.
money hungry pig by Butthole Bob April 13, 2006

money hungry bitch 

Damn James Charles loves being a money hungry bitch.

money hungry 

People, mostly girls, that will do anything for money.
That girl is money hungry all she wants is his money.
money hungry by Airickah June 19, 2008
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
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Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Concrete cowboy 

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Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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