Humpty dump

A man keeps humping his dates today he gets them all Jeezy and runs around with his underwear off

Humpty Dump

by Kingofdick November 6, 2019

humpty dump

Noun. A low-grade bordello; a cheap whorehouse.

"Within two years of first kissing the crack pipe, Carla went from a high-priced call girl to a Times Square humpty dump before peddling her ass out on the street. Now, she dead."

by Twathenge April 10, 2006

humpty dump

the name of the first dump you take after someone cums in your ass

I just took the runniest humpty dump

by techstep April 22, 2006

Humpty Dump

Nickname Given to the Metrodome, the major sports venue in Minneapolis, Minnesota.

We're the Minnesota Vikings and we're just a pile of junk, we play in a dome they call the Humpty-Dump.

by JonathanChance October 1, 2003

Humpty Dump

A non-committal, yet derogatory name for any particular ethnic group or person of that group who happens to be standing within earshot.

"Whenever a Humpty Dump pays by credit card, it usually turns out to be stolen.

by Deborah Robins June 23, 2006

kade humpty-dump truck

Someone named Kade who has a voluptuous lower end.

Kade- Hey dude.
Nick- Wow you have a big bottom, may I call you Kade Humpty-Dump Truck

by CrystalClearSight June 16, 2021