humpty dump
"Within two years of first kissing the crack pipe, Carla went from a high-priced call girl to a Times Square humpty dump before peddling her ass out on the street. Now, she dead."
humpty dump by Twathenge April 10, 2006
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Humpty dump
Humpty dump by Kingofdick November 6, 2019
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Humpty Dump
We're the Minnesota Vikings and we're just a pile of junk, we play in a dome they call the Humpty-Dump.
Humpty Dump by JonathanChance October 1, 2003
Humpty Dump
A non-committal, yet derogatory name for any particular ethnic group or person of that group who happens to be standing within earshot.
Humpty Dump by Deborah Robins June 23, 2006
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