dog hump

When a dog tries to fuck you
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dog humping

When an individual fornicates with another individual who is very unattractive.

"My roommate was dog humping this fatty last night because she followed him home on her bicycle."
by DJ B Mac August 09, 2006
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Your dog hump cat

Carl: Your granny tranny
Joe: Your dog hump cat
Carl: *Dies*
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Humping the dog

Standing around doing nothing, typically at work
Boss: “what are y’all doing… humping the dog? Get back to work!”
by BnizzleMcMizzle December 22, 2023
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