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An individual who humps like a monkey

That prostitute got on me like a hump monkey

Hump Monkey by Matt Ross September 25, 2003

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Hump monkey

(Vulgar slang, also f'* monkey) Someone to be used for excessive labor. Person forced to perform all tasks not being done by others.

1 That's my personal hump monkey.
2 If you f'* your hump monkey too hard, it will break (they will quit).
3 We need a hump monkey to work the overnight shift.

Hump monkey by АлександрМ August 7, 2023

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Hump Monkey • goggle hump monkey • hump the monkey • monkey hump • hump • hump day • hump and dump • hump-catting • hump and skunk • hump hug

goggle hump monkey

A person who thinks they look like Amy Whinehouse and is very lazy and idle. Some think the goggle hump monkey is very man like

Goggle hump monkeys are usually found in Urban areas. One is known to be lurking in the United Kingdom in a town called Bristol. It has yet to have been photographed.

goggle hump monkey by 6moley9 June 20, 2008

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monkey hump

to hump with incredible force and causeing monkey sounds during sex

Rachel: He monkey humped the fuck outta me last night!
Lisa:really?
Rachel: yeah i was all like ooh ohh eee eee awwe awee oh

monkey hump by inyofacenowbish January 29, 2009

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hump the monkey

To have sex.

"I bet you two were humping the monkey last night. And she is a great lay, indeed."

hump the monkey by Dana Mix August 17, 2003

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humpmonkey

n. Someone who is useful only for sexual amusement and then discarded.

"I'm not serious about him, he's just my little humpmonkey."

humpmonkey by The Winged Boar December 2, 2011

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wrongun

anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland

28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!

wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007

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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.

"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."

square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004

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Bunhead

A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.

"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."

Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014

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trucker's tan

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.

I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.

trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006

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kidulting

The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys

Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!

kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025

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