Hump Monkey

An individual who humps like a monkey

That prostitute got on me like a hump monkey

by Matt Ross September 25, 2003

Hump monkey

(Vulgar slang, also f'* monkey) Someone to be used for excessive labor. Person forced to perform all tasks not being done by others.

1 That's my personal hump monkey.
2 If you f'* your hump monkey too hard, it will break (they will quit).
3 We need a hump monkey to work the overnight shift.

by АлександрМ August 7, 2023

goggle hump monkey

A person who thinks they look like Amy Whinehouse and is very lazy and idle. Some think the goggle hump monkey is very man like

Goggle hump monkeys are usually found in Urban areas. One is known to be lurking in the United Kingdom in a town called Bristol. It has yet to have been photographed.

by 6moley9 June 20, 2008

monkey hump

to hump with incredible force and causeing monkey sounds during sex

Rachel: He monkey humped the fuck outta me last night!
Lisa:really?
Rachel: yeah i was all like ooh ohh eee eee awwe awee oh

by inyofacenowbish January 29, 2009

hump the monkey

To have sex.

"I bet you two were humping the monkey last night. And she is a great lay, indeed."

by Dana Mix August 17, 2003

humpmonkey

n. Someone who is useful only for sexual amusement and then discarded.

"I'm not serious about him, he's just my little humpmonkey."

by The Winged Boar December 2, 2011