Humorbating

It's when you make jokes with your self. Usually in one's head, but sometimes out loud and then no one understands. Also shortened to humorbate for the action, and humorbator for the reference of one in the action.

While waiting in line, I was humorbating to keep myself in a good mood and pass time.

When I turned into the aisle, the employee was laughing with noone around, he's a humorbator.

Sometimes I'm so bored I humorbate.

Humorbating by priemer93 December 24, 2013

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Humorbation

The art of making oneself laugh hysterically.

"If I don't make myself laugh, no one will do it for me." = Humorbation

Humorbation by BushyBrows July 21, 2010

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Humorbating • Humorbaiting • humorbang • Humorbation • Humperbating

humorbang

When you fuck someone for the shits and giggles/for entertainment.

“I haven’t seem Tommy since elementary school, think I might just fuck him for the humorbang”

Dude 1: “Damn bruh can’t believe you fucked butter face Kelsey”
Dude 2: “T’was a Humorbang”

humorbang by BigMoz November 28, 2021

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Humperbating

The act of humping in inanimate object. Often practiced by young children and pets.

Ewww! The dog is humperbating on my pillow again!!

Humperbating by E-man61 November 24, 2010

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Humorbaiting

When you do something that is really dumb and a little funny (like saying fart over and over again) and use them to the point where it's not even funny anymore

Stop fucking humorbaiting, you're a grown ass man saying toot fart and laughing at your own joke

Humorbaiting by Aliteralfridge September 14, 2025

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Fleg

The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.

"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"

Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013

Word of the Day on July 18, 2026

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Skeef

To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.

"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."

Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026

Word of the Day on July 17, 2026

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