A human gas pipe is when two or more people (preferably in a sexual setting) engage in an ass to mouth oriented, human centipedesque configuration whilst performing analingus amidst passing down a chain of gas via ass coughs
Teddy: Is there such thing as “Pink throat”?
Lauren: I’m not sure, why do you ask?
Teddy: Well... Last night those girls I met from PF Chang’s and I had had a wicked Human Gas Pipe goin and I woke up with an itchy, crusty throat this morning...
Lauren: Hmmmm...I think we should call off our wedding until we know for sure just to be safe
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'
A hardo is a person who tries extremely hard at everything. Most times a hardo will try very hard at things that do not require excessive effort. For example, sports practices, gym class, etc.
Wow did you see Jack at practice today? What a hardo!