Hula Pooping 

The dance that is done when one has to poop, but has nowhere to release aforementioned fecal matter. Dance moves include hip gyrations, hands on stomach, and the ever popular why-me-why-now jig. If you're really lucky, you can see intense face contortions.

Man 1: What is wrong with that guy?
Man 2: He just ate spaghetti and drank milk, so I reckon he's hula pooping
Man 1: That sucks, considering the nearest toilet is miles away.

Hula Pooping by CarsBow September 12, 2009

Hula Pooping 

When one poops in a perfect spiral, like off the pictures. It requires some skill and is performed by pooping while moving your hips in a gyrating circular motion, as if using a hula hoop while taking a crap.

Hula Pooping:
Bro 1: Yo dude, check this dookie I just laid in the toilet. It's perfectly symmetrical.
Bro 2: Yo man, it looks like soft serve ice cream, how'd you do that?
Bro 1: Easy bro, I hula pooped that s***

Hula Pooping by Poopey wieners December 20, 2012

Hulahooping 

The technique used in the act of intercourse with a loose vagina in which one must girate there pelvic area as though they are hula hooping.

In some cases some have also been known to hula hoop while hulahooping.

Hula hooping was invented by Pam Andersons pool boy.

"Man that bitch was as loose as pam anderson. I was hulahooping that shiz."

Hulahooping by PaulCORE October 7, 2008