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Hotsexual
An individual who is solely attracted to hot individuals. Hotsexuals cannot body shame people as this goes against their sexual orientation.
Friend 1: “I’ve never seen Joel pull a girl below an 8”
Friend 2: “Well that’s because he’s a hotsexual and can’t date anyone who isn’t hot.”
Friend 2: “Well that’s because he’s a hotsexual and can’t date anyone who isn’t hot.”
Hotsexual by Theman.notthemythorlegendtho July 14, 2021
Related Words
Hudsexual • Hidsexual • Hugsexual • Hansexual • hoesexual • Headsexual • horsexual • Hotsexual • hyunsexual • Handsexual
Hansexual
Boy: Hey, you know Han Alexander from Tumblr? She's hella cute.
Girl: Yeah, she's so cute. I'd go lesbian for her!
Boy: You must be Hansexual.
Girl: Yeah, she's so cute. I'd go lesbian for her!
Boy: You must be Hansexual.
Hansexual by Xander L Eusebe August 21, 2011
Homsexual
A Person who is borderline gay but hasn't reached that point just yet; is still considering themselves bi or pan
"Felipe, you seem down, man. What's the problem" "I don't know man. I feel like I love guys more than girls, but I'm not sure yet" "Man, I guess you're homsexual then"
Homsexual by Hom-Sapien October 29, 2018
hansexual
hansexual by sehunsnose December 25, 2020
hyunsexual
hyunsexual by rubyxo November 14, 2020
hamsexual
A person so attracted to pork products that they will avoid a long-waited reunion with their old high school buddies, preferring instead to stay home and 'baste' a 'ham.' The Hamsexual is usually so caught up in his pork-related fantasies that he believes them to be an adequate excuse to avoid engaging in regular social activity.
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