Definitions by Theman.notthemythorlegendtho

cylinder head 

While receiving head in a car, right as you’re about to climax, the head giver proceeds to crack you in the side of your face with a metal baseball bat.

Man I had the best cylinder head last night and she cracked me so good. What an experience.

cylinder head by Theman.notthemythorlegendtho August 11, 2023

Hotsexual 

An individual who is solely attracted to hot individuals. Hotsexuals cannot body shame people as this goes against their sexual orientation.

Friend 1: “I’ve never seen Joel pull a girl below an 8”
Friend 2: “Well that’s because he’s a hotsexual and can’t date anyone who isn’t hot.”

Hotsexual by Theman.notthemythorlegendtho July 14, 2021