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Hubble Monster 

The gurgling mess of unknown food products in your stomach after eating at the Drake University dining hall. You will need to clear at least 30 minutes out of each day for designated bathroom time.
Steven - “My stomach hurts and I have diarrhea, I shouldn’t have eaten at the dining hall because I now have to face the Hubble Monster.”
Hubble Monster by Jaccauley 1 February 21, 2021
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Hobblemonster 

A hobble monster is a really fat, orange goblin that hobbles instead of normal walking. They usually speak in grumbles, grunts, and screams.

Can be used to describe friends, foes, or family
Josh: Yo dude, *starts yapping*!

Steven: Dude, get a job. You're a total hobblemonster
Hobblemonster by StevenJobs420 October 27, 2023