A mind boggling statement to which no man can come back with any reasonable response. The only known response is Touche.
Guy: ....and I never when scuba diving with my pants off again. Anyway, how long you been living here?
Other Guy: Well...how long's a string?
Other Guy: Well...how long's a string?
by Bro-seph Sebastian Bach June 22, 2010
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