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how to sex 2 

Written by tommyinnit:

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How to Sex
Babies be like: Yo I came out of the verjina
Hey this is How to Sex 2. Tommyinnit's novel how to Sex 1 is unavailable.

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Chapter 1 How to sex
So you like Sex? Yeah, Me neither. But let's read this book so we can stop the sinners.
DO NOT HAVE SEX WITH TERRORISTS

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Chapter 1 the tutorial
So you need to know how to get a fuckin kid. You like kids? That is very bad if so.

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Chapter 1 the tutorial
At first you need a friend. If you have one, well done. The friend will, when all shriveled , SWITCH UP ON YO. That's when you're in cho prime. That's when yo make yo move.

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Chapter 2 Speaking to Girls and Women
girls and women are beautiful
If you want to speak to one, offer to buy them a handbag. Then they will have sex with you

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Chapter 3 Having Sex
DO NOT GO "MMMMMM". IT PUTS THEM OFF.

sex is really scientific and when youve having sex makes notes

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make notes on the following:
- what smells you see
- how hungry you are
- how angry you are
- what you do when your're angry

DO NOT HIT GIRLS!

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girls are not ugly
girls can get hungry though. this is their one downfall.
Society: Women are bad. Society is WRONG. Women should be paiyed

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chapter 9
Chapter 9 is all about Boobs

BOOBS
BOOBIES
BOOBS

Men love the boob. Women love when they charge they phone they boob get bigger

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Sex with BadBoyHalo
DO NOT DO IT
chat: please read how to sex 2
streamer: no chat it is too offensive
how to sex 2 by lammo0 December 23, 2020
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