Househusband

A househusband is a male person living with his partner and performing all the housework and duties that have traditionally been associated with a housewife. He values his family above anything else and is as amazing a person as any male working partner. Also called a homemaker.

-Isn't your significant other a househusband, Jenny?

-Oh, yes. And he's absolutely amazing! So supportive, and you should see him with the kids! And the food he cooks! It makes my mouth water just thinking about it.

*cue dreamy sighs*

by A Perfect Slytherin February 2, 2016

housefill

Another way to say bullshit; specifically referring to someone who lies about their own achievements or talents. Based upon the fake books or appliances one might use to fill an empty house for sale to make it look better.

Guy1: I know JK Rowling in real life!
Guy2: That's housefill.

by ChibiChibi August 14, 2008

Jamaican Houseguest

Slang term for receiving oral sex backward (so the butt is above the eyes) from a woman and defacating on her forehead/eyes while this happens.

Dude, she was sucking him off and he totally Jamaican Houseguested her face!

by Nast-E August 21, 2007

househusband

(n.) King of the castle. Ruler of the roost... until his wife comes home from work. This is one of the lowest titles a man can have, often said to be lower than unemployed. This is the masculine form of the word housewife.

-Do you think Lucas will ever have a job?

-No, but I think he would be a good househusband anyway.

by TheBiggestBossYouveSeenThusFar November 20, 2009

househusband

A term that shouldn't even exist due to thousands of years of sociobiological and anthropological evidence in gender role. However, this word is a testament to the awful power of political correctness, which forces gender relativeness in all words. (Since housewife is a gender specific term applying to females, there should also be a polar term describing males, thus househusband)

Examples of other terms invented by political correctness: policewoman, firewoman, servicewoman...

by Varton February 8, 2004

Houseular

To hate natlie rua with an extreme passion.

I am Houseular towards natlie.

by Matta Hey You November 23, 2007

Houseflies

The opposite of good nervous butterflies in your stomach. Intuitive bad feelings about someone or situation.

dude this chick gives me the houseflies

by walkerskyranch January 2, 2015