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House Keys
Dave: Hey, you should ask Amber to see the house keys
Ron: Why would I ask to see them
Dave: Just do it dude
Ron: *asks Amber to see the house keys*
Amber: *pulls out her breasts* theese?
Ron: Why would I ask to see them
Dave: Just do it dude
Ron: *asks Amber to see the house keys*
Amber: *pulls out her breasts* theese?
House Keys by ZaWaurdo July 23, 2025
Trojan Horse Key Switch
(noun)
When you break up and your ex hands back your house key, but you look down later and realize they gave you a completely different key and secretly kept the real one... Enjoy the absolute terror of hearing your doorknob jiggle the next time you're in the shower.
When you break up and your ex hands back your house key, but you look down later and realize they gave you a completely different key and secretly kept the real one... Enjoy the absolute terror of hearing your doorknob jiggle the next time you're in the shower.
Rose: "We finally ended things. He even brought my house key back."
Maya: "Look at that thing. It literally says MasterLock. He just pulled a total Trojan Horse Key Switch on you. Call a locksmith right now!"
Rose: "I thought we were finally having an adult closure moment when he returned my house keys. Nothing says we're moving on like forcing me to pay an emergency locksmith on a Sunday night."
Maya: "Look at that thing. It literally says MasterLock. He just pulled a total Trojan Horse Key Switch on you. Call a locksmith right now!"
Rose: "I thought we were finally having an adult closure moment when he returned my house keys. Nothing says we're moving on like forcing me to pay an emergency locksmith on a Sunday night."
Trojan Horse Key Switch by Fonda Dix September 29, 2026
Housekey
When you have a meeting of the minds on a plan of events, everyone in a group understanding a plan of action.
Housekey by Tragic Hero June 3, 2007
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