Hotaru luck

Based on the girl that life specifically said fuck you too in the Idolm@ster series. When your luck is just so fucking bad that it goes beyond the understanding of the world and you probably are getting fucked by a higher being dictating that bad shit should happen to you specifically.

"Dude I can't leave me house without it raining on me, I must have Hotaru luck."
"I have absolute Hotaru luck with girls.