Once my parents left me and my hot sister alone for a few hours. My sister was playing Minecraft and I had to go to the bathroom. When I came out my sister was on the couch almost naked and she told me to come lay beside her. She kissed me and I kissed her back. Then I put my hand inside her panties and rubbed her vagina. I took off the rest of my clothes and we went to my bed. She let me kiss her boobs. Then I took off her panties and started kissing her vagina. I started eating it and she was moaning a lot. Then I went back on top of her and I put my penis inside her vagina. It felt really nice and this was my first time having sex. I cummed into her a lot. I still like to touch her and kiss her sexually, but because of covid my parents don't go out that often.
The unatainable goddess that you want to fuck, and every guy and most girls in your school/ area wants to fuck.
Her ledgend started when she was still in middle school and her older sister was in high school. A select few of her older sisters friends met her. Before she even got into high school she was well known. Of course her overprotective older sister prevents much from happening. The hhs her self usually donsen't try to act sexy but is a quirky indie chick type instead, but they all know she's sexy.
Guy 1: Dude look at that girl...
Guy 2: Don't even try she's a Holly's hot sister. You used to date her older sister too.
Guy 1: Dammit!
An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"
Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*