Hot Sack-Lunch

When one defecates in a brown paper lunch sack, closes it, sets it upon a porch or stoop and sets it ablaze! Then the lighter Rings the bell or knocks upon the door and runs to a safe bush or shrubbery within viewing distance. The lightee is supposed to be frightened into stomping the sack out ending up with hot smelly poo all over their shoes. Numnumnumnmnum!

Also known as "Brown Bagging It"
Dude, I just left Mr. Robinson a Hot Sack-Lunch!!!!!
He Brown Bagged Him?SWEET!!
by ZD-Unit February 16, 2007
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Hot Snack Sack

The act of Shitting into a Sack full of your lunch/snacks then lighting the Sack on fire and launching it at a persons door.
Person A "Hey man, Wanna go Hot Snack Sack Carter's house?"
Person B " Yeah! lets go!

"I really want to go Hot Snack Sack my friends house."
by DarkSilence43 October 15, 2014
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hot wet sack

When a perfectly delightful knee is bent over a perfectly wonderful leg; with a hot wet sack of dez nuts or a elegantly shaped pair of humanities future calmly resting on relaxed knee - waiting to meet the better half.
The package was lowered onto my knee creating a hot wet sack wrapping my aching knee in warmth and kindness.
by tastty February 14, 2021
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Hot Sack

Emergency shitting into a plastic grocery sack. Drop pants, bend over, and try to catch your shit in the hot sack. Pull the sack handles to your hips and shoot. Possible deviation would be a double bagger for spray and pray moments.
With no exit in sight, I had to pull over on the highway and hot sack it after that gas station burrito.
by Hellraiser2 December 28, 2023
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