Hot Pocket

The act of shitting inside a fold-out couch and then re-closing it, leaving it for an unsuspecting guest. (see similar terms: "upper-decker", "mexican waffle", "trunk muffin")
That drunk guy that slept over last night left us a hot pocket.
by Sam F March 24, 2005
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White man who wears a red hat and is an ass hole
by Aleksander12 February 15, 2014
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When the person you have sleeping over shits in your fold out sleeper couch, doesn't clean it up, and folds the couch back up without telling you.
I'm not friends with Rob anymore.
Why?
He made a hot pocket with my fold out couch.
by xJcalx April 16, 2010
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Prison term: two pieces of white bread with mayonnaise smothered in between. The mayo sandwhich is then placed in the microwave to heat it up so it resembles a woman's vagina. It is then fucked.
When I got done with my hot pocket I gave it to mikey. He likes it! Hey Mikey!
by berserker256 May 18, 2003
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The act of sneaking up and sliding your cock into a co-worker's or buddy's pocket and blowing your load.
Tom: "I went 2 months without ejaculating so that my dick would be sensitive enough to cum just from sliding it into Steve's pocket. I think I traumatized him into shock!"

Bob: "Sweet. Gave that honky the old Hot Pocket!"
by mrcheesenowait January 15, 2012
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The only food on Earth that takes longer to eat that it does to cook.
Hot pockets cook in 2 minutes, but take about 4 minutes to eat. That is, unless you like to burn your mouth.
by 7h0rn3 January 08, 2009
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/'hat-'pak-et/ noun (origin unkown) 1: a pop tart filled with molten hot death 2: best known cure for constipation and/or tapeworms
Sam: eerghh im goanna die!
Kelli: why?
Sam: I just ate a hot pocket
Kelli: You have my condolences, child.
by x b4ng June 13, 2006
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