Hot Hector

The act of masturbating in a small inflatable pool full of your own urine and floating pieces of poo. The act is generally considered to one of the more perverse, and sensually overbearing forms of sexual self expression. Nonetheless, high participation rates have propped up the inflatable pool industry for the last three property cycles.

Best performed outside on a nice day where the neighbours can see... and smell... and hear. Eye contact with passers by is strongly encouraged, but not compulsory.

The act is not to be confused with a Tepid Hector, which is essentially the same but with the important exception of being undertaken in an inflatable pool full of water, or some other non-urine substance.

DaveP : Hey man, why you pissing in that kiddy pool??

GreggR: I'm gonna do an epic Hot Hector. I just got laid off from my job at the Sunglass Hut, so I'm gonna fill this baby up with a thousand liters of evil straight from my kidneys and then I'm gonna beat my dick like it owes me money.

DaveP: Sounds wild. Are you pooping right now too?

GreggR: Yeah im serving up a hot steamy biscuit in there too. This pools gonna be grimmer than Dan Aykroyd's anus

Hot Hector by SlenderJed May 30, 2017

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021