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Hot Hector

The act of masturbating in a small inflatable pool full of your own urine and floating pieces of poo. The act is generally considered to one of the more perverse, and sensually overbearing forms of sexual self expression. Nonetheless, high participation rates have propped up the inflatable pool industry for the last three property cycles.

Best performed outside on a nice day where the neighbours can see... and smell... and hear. Eye contact with passers by is strongly encouraged, but not compulsory.

The act is not to be confused with a Tepid Hector, which is essentially the same but with the important exception of being undertaken in an inflatable pool full of water, or some other non-urine substance.
DaveP : Hey man, why you pissing in that kiddy pool??

GreggR: I'm gonna do an epic Hot Hector. I just got laid off from my job at the Sunglass Hut, so I'm gonna fill this baby up with a thousand liters of evil straight from my kidneys and then I'm gonna beat my dick like it owes me money.

DaveP: Sounds wild. Are you pooping right now too?

GreggR: Yeah im serving up a hot steamy biscuit in there too. This pools gonna be grimmer than Dan Aykroyd's anus
Hot Hector by SlenderJed May 30, 2017
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Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'
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