Hot Girls Club

The Hot Girls Club is a secret organization of all the hot girls you know. It is unknown how deep the club goes, but chances are if you know a hot girl they are involved with other hot girls and they are intertwined with knowledge of other guys, gossip, and current events.

"Ralph, Jessica is so cute! I saw her hanging out with Andrea at the watchtower the other day."

"Of course she's hanging out with Andrea. They're both hot, they're part of the hot girls club."

Hot Girls Club by Absurd_Alfred July 13, 2023

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secret hot girls club by unknownerguy January 12, 2009

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Hot Girl Club

A group of extremely attractive women sitting together at a table, on grass, etc. These groups make it very intimidating to try to talk to one of them, resulting in the feeling of having no testicles

Bob: Damn John, those are some hot chicks.
John: Yeah Bob but they are all together in a hot girl club.
Bob: True. I can't get the courage to go talk to them. I guess I don't have any balls

Hot Girl Club by snowyjyder June 13, 2010

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Hate Sink

A person you hate intensely not because they deserve such hatred but because they serve as a focus for your general hatred. A healthy way to dispense with excess animosity.

Jake's not really that big an asshole. He just serves as my hate sink.

Hate Sink by The great prophet Zarquon August 7, 2016

Word of the Day on July 26, 2026

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funiosity

The art of being peculiar, but in an amusing fashion.

"Wow, look at that dog running on three legs"
- "Yeah, that sure is a funiosity"

funiosity by Supersonic Stevie November 23, 2007

Word of the Day on July 25, 2026

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Toe Rag

A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.

1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.

Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016

Word of the Day on July 24, 2026

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Eternity leave

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.

Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.

Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023

Word of the Day on July 23, 2026

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