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Hot Dick 

The act of casually grazing another persons body, male or female, with your penis. This act usually occurs unintentionally in crowded settings, ex. Movie theatres, stadium seating. Although it can occur intentionally!
“Brandon’s crotch rubbed all over the back of that old lady’s head when he was trying to get to his seat at the game!”

Yeah, he HOT DICKED her”
Hot Dick by IWannaTalkToSampson December 19, 2019
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Hot Dick 

When a guy has an untreated STD(s) and gives it to others through unprotected sex.
Ew! You had sex with Travis? He has a hot dick. You better get yourself tested.
Hot Dick by Kankake Storm November 10, 2015

Hot Dick 

A man way too excited over a female prowess.
He wanted that girl in the club so bad, he was straight hot dick for her.
Hot Dick by Fuckingjacque January 7, 2021

hot dick 

a boy that has multiple bodies and gets sucked a lot
I heard you f***** ga***

Nah he has hot dick oh hell no
hot dick by hi644777777 July 2, 2023

hot dick 'n cider 

man, i think that hot drunk bitch is looking for a cup of hot dick 'n cider
hot dick 'n cider by Sandy Mangina December 29, 2006

HOT DICK ON THE BACK OF YOUR NECK 

H.D.O.T.B.O.Y.N
when someone is an extremely awkward situation

that would give said person a similar feeling as if a stranger had placed their penis on the back of their neck and for whatever reason could not react or make any attempt to remove the penis and just has to deal with it
on christmas i went to my best friends house and his grandmother continually exposed herself to me and no one els noticed...HOT DICK ON THE BACK OF YOUR NECK

Hot Dick Coward 

A game played by at least two people where you stick your dick in a toaster, turn it on and time how long each person can bear it.
Person 1: I heard Tom went to the hospital because he played Hot Dick Coward last night.
Person 2: What a dumbass.
Hot Dick Coward by Parsil March 22, 2020
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
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