hot carlos

A hot carlos is when you eat a ton of mexican food, then put Saran Wrap on someone's face and shit on it. It feels really good and warm, and it is fascinating to watch the shit come out.

I gave jane a hot carlos last night.

by baconlord32832 December 26, 2020

hot carlos

The same as a hot carl, but following a large mexican style meal. Also known as a Burrito Bomb.

Juanita loves to have the hot carlos experience after a long night of drinking margaritas.

by RPil July 25, 2006

Hot Carlos

The act of taking a dump on a hard surface like a counter or a table and fucking the hell out of your own crap. Not to be confused with the Hot Carl wich requires a female partner's boobs.

-Yo dude, you wanna come to the club and find some chicks?
-Nha dogg, I'm cool. Call me Hot Carlos but I'm gonna stay home and fuck my own shit.
-LOL dude, I'm gonna think about you when I'm doing a Hot Carl to a big breasted chick.

by hotcarl4u October 1, 2007

Hot Carlos

A powerful prank that will leave your friends in tears after a long night of drinking.(Although intoxication is not required it helps.) The Hot Carlos is a combination of the Hot Karl and The dirty Sanchez in which one defecates into a sock, preferably a soccer sock, that has a hole in it. The individual then finds a very intoxicated being and proceeds to smack them in the face with the hole covered sock, thus leaving a smear of poo underneath the drunken individuals nose.The mark should resemble that of a Hispanic mans mustache.

Dude what happened to your face

You gave me a hot Carlos you asshole

Oh so that's where I shit last night

by elud December 16, 2008

Hot Carlo

The act of defecating on someone's face while he is being garrotted (strangled with a cord or wire).

While Clemenza worked the garrotte, Tessio administered the coup de grace, a steaming Hot Carlo.

by Zebra1 June 26, 2010

Hot Carlson

Similar to a Hot Carl but a Hot Carlson is when you piss on the face and then defecate on it.

Blaine: Dude, I can't believe you fucked Charity.
Nick: If you think that is bad than did you know Greener gave her a Hot Carlson?
Blaine: Dude, did you still kiss her?
Nick: Ya toungue and all. I love that shit.

by Hot Carl Gustav February 7, 2009

Hot-Carls

The act of fucking someone in the ass then proceding to have the recipient suck you dick with shit all over it.

"Yo Luke B. gave me a Hot-Carl"
"Eww. you sick mother fucker"

" Wut it only cost me a dollar."

by Fatty April 2, 2005