Hot Bench

Shitting your pants while seated. Often as the result of an urgent need to defecate but not heeding the seriousness of your body's cry, thinking you can hold it or reluctancy to use public facilities.

Ate some bad Mexican food last night and wound up sitting on the Hot Bench in class this afternoon!

Hot Bench by loosestool October 18, 2017

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Hot Bench

An overly excited panel of judges.

Dave Pro: Man those judges were asking me a lot of questions.
Adam Loo: That's what you call a "hot bench" playa.

Hot Bench by Dual Dave April 7, 2014

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Related Words

Hot Bench • Hot Sex on the Beach • HOT • Hot Topic • hot dog • Hot Mess • Hot Karl • Hot Rod • hot sauce • hot air balloon

Hot Sex on the Beach

A creamy delicious alcoholic beverage a tad stronger than Sex on the Beach.

Dan: I told you I'd have Hot Sex on the Beach..
Jim: I should never have doubted you. *Snort* Dis shitt iss tha bomb! *Chuckle*

Hot Sex on the Beach by Dark One August 10, 2003

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🤡🫵🏻

How to say "you're an idiot/clown" using only emojis.

Person 1: Insert completely incorrect and/or idiotic statement here
Person 2: 🤡🫵🏻

🤡🫵🏻 by Ubeenbamboozledson May 31, 2026

Word of the Day on June 1, 2026

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fogey

Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!

You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)

fogey by Petyush September 14, 2005

Word of the Day on May 31, 2026

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Jarlic

Minced garlic in a jar

Add a tablespoon of jarlic to two teaspoons of butter and spread it in bread to make garlic bread

Jarlic by YSAC fanboy June 6, 2020

Word of the Day on May 30, 2026

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Pitpig

An armpit enthusiast — typically of the scent, appearance, and touch of hairy underarms.

That dude’s such a pitpig, I have to wear deodorant to keep him at bay.

Pitpig by wimbledon May 28, 2026

Word of the Day on May 29, 2026

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