An exotic sex
act only performed by the most seasoned of professionals on FetLife.
Upon waking up at a Marriott Residence Inn, place your balls on her eyeballs in a fashion where your scrotum seals her
nose, so when your fart escapes her nasal passages, it vibrates your testicles.
Once the "waffle iron" is
hot, push out your rectum to "squeeze the batter" so it is evenly distributed over the holes. Turn her over as if you're "flipping the iron" and press with all of your might. When she blows out her
nose which signifies the "ready ding," rotate back into your previous position and pour your "syrup" evenly.
Serve with coffee and a week-old
blueberry scone.