Hot Bananas

When something is beyond cool and typical slang just wont cut it.

Jorge- Yo what's that thing in your hand?
Carolyn- That's that new apple iphone running that new app called Angry Birds
Jorge- Ohhhh Hot Bananas
Carolyn- Yeahhhhh

by SDizzle45 May 26, 2010

Hot Banana

While having condom intercourse, the gentleman pulls out, peels off the condom, throws it to the ground and yells "HOT BANANA!!" before reinsertion... the angry lass then gets up in disgust to go to the washroom, and slips on the 'peel'

Insurance will say if it's a hot banana or a banana peel.
Medicare won't cover both.

by Ground0 July 2, 2015

Hot Banana

A sexual act in which a banana covered in hot sauce (used as lube) is inserted into someone's anus

I still can't sit down after that hot banana Mark gave me

by Maroux May 27, 2008

hot banana

Another name for an erect penis.

Are you ready for the hot banana?

by ncbornokgrown August 7, 2014

hot bananas

Sometimes misused term for cool bananas. Originated JS London 2006.

That report you sent today was really hot bananas.

by Shalime December 6, 2006

hot banana milk

Usually defined as overly warm or even hot semen. Often accompanied by intense orgasms. It is also a phrase used to describe warm vaginal discharge by elderly women.

dude i banged cortney last night and her face got covered in hot banana milk.

by An anonymous Phantom January 13, 2021

hot banana juice

semen, sperm, the warm juice that is ejaculated from a banana, aka a penis. usually used as a remedy for any ailment.

lisa: my throat hurts

jerry: oh i have something to make it better

lisa: u do? what is it?

jerry: its hot banana juice, it cures anything

by zombiegod536 April 30, 2011